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So I was eating from a bag of Rold Gold from the bottom of the bag and all of them were crushed except for one in the handful i pulled out....and it looks just like the 'virgin mary pretzel' shown on abc news......I am trying to send the picture to my email to post it, but kind of funny & weird....i just looked online and saw it has been getting outrageous bids!!!! I will post a pic as soon as i am able to
This goes out to all you clowns that voted for bush, with his.."good morales"
http://www.bushisamoron.org/bushuncensored.mov
It would have been great to be a part of lyle's party, but time, and money did not permit it for me. As for last night, me and two of my friends ended up joining a bachelor party and did not pay a dime for anything.. My friend knew three of the guys and they invited us....kind of odd, but i didn't turn it down.
in a hurry...gotta go beat the rainforest cafe in basketball now, but i'm looking forward to next weeks game against the magic kingdom entertainment...
I live in one of the top three tourism destinations in the country, if not the world. So by living down here i run across people from all over the world and the country, which have one thing in common..I don't call them "tourists", instead they are "S.F.B's" (Sh** for Brains).
A perfect example would be the lady that came into the marina today, where i was working and could possibly be dumber than a rock...She proceeded to ask me "if there are any boats that are gas powered that we have to rent"....i told her that we are not allowed to put those boats on the lake, but we do have electric powered boats that use trolling motors...This lady(S.F.B) had a look of uncertainty on her face and then said to me "oh wow, uh, really!..you have cords that reach out that far on the lake"
At this point i was in awe of how stupid this lady was, and tried my hardest not to laugh in her face... she then asked how it works, and i replied with just one word "battery"...
I have many of these stories, but this happened today and i just can't get it out of my head.
Quote of the day comes from my friend corky...." I would rather be a proctologist. It would be hilarious every time some one would ask me what I do for a living. "AHHHHH....I work with assholes!" Just imagine the response you would get....you have to know him and hear him say these things to really appreciate his humor, quite possibly the funniest guy i know!
It was just another day down here working in the heat, and now getting the night started before going to jungle jims!
well i finally got cable and the computer hooked up down here, and this has been an interesting week...this past week i met one of my fathers brothers, which i have never seen or met before (kind of freaky how much they look a-like), had a conversation with Lil' Kim, and also Lavar Burton...i've gotta go
Today was just another day at work for me, and i ran into an old friend from kentucky. She has just received her new job as PR for the Orlando Magic. I will have more to say and photos coming soon, from my program with disney and other things....
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